What if India built GitHub?

[Ankita]

Guys, the picture isn't mine - just a meme I saw on X about how our government sites are made. Credit: @samkhawase on X

[Dhruv]

Where's the mandatory pop-up ad that shows up right after you open the site?

[Shashi]

'Nirdhan Developers'

That really hurts.

[Manav]

Prime Minister's Nirdhan Developer Yojana

[Hardik]

Modi ji's torrent download scheme

[Naresh]

Imagine an account-opening page that asks for a hundred documents, your kid's details, blood sample, bank account access, and so on.

[Juhi]

It's okay, baccha.

[Anand]

We could call an Indian GitHub Codepeeth.

[Shanta]

This looks exactly like a government-run website.

[Ramesh]

Google Bharat

[Bhavin]

ModiHub, ModiHamster, DesiHub, etc.
I'm buying all these domains ASAP.